Talkin' 'Bout Druuugs

--The only way I could have possibly enjoyed the Michael Phelps bong hit picture any more is if Tim Tebow could have been the culprit.

--I'm not bugged with steroids in baseball in the manner that many of those holier-than-thou, baseball is my religion purists, but I cannot properly express how much I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the breaking news of Alex Rodriguez and steroids.

--Another word on the steroid issue: considering that 'roids not only pump you up, but also allow you to heal faster, whose legacy benefits more from the ever-increasing list of users than Ken Griffey Jr.? He avoided temptation during countless injuries and cleanly continues to inch his way up the all-time home run list.