Wednesday, April 9, 2008

I Miss the Jail Blazers

While taking in LA's scintillating performance against the Portland Trail Blazers last night, two thoughts came to mind:

1) If the Lakers could prevent digging massive graves for themselves during the first quarter of games, they would be the heavy favorite to win the title.

and

2) Someone should inform Jordan Farmar that he is actually not Kobe Bryant. This may come as a surprise to him, but hopefully it would make him realize that he should defer to the superstar on every fastbreak.

Unfortunately, the sick feeling in the pit of my stomach following this game means that I have nothing else relevant to write (except for things like 'NEW ORLEANS LOST, WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE, DUMBASSES?!'). As a result, you definitely should make sure you soak in these insightful tidbits. Enjoy the Masters Par 3 Contest tomorrow; I'm out.

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